The diary of a doll

24 September, 2004
11:33 p.m.

Can I have both please?
Listening to: Jack off Jill: Vivica
Mood:

This is something I found at Sinfest. It gave me a laugh so I thought I could post it for you.

Laughter is the face orgasm. When you laugh, the private organs must go, "What the heck was that? I thought we were in charge of fun!" It must freak the ol' nads out. I imagine there's a running competition between the sex drive and the sense of humor. A battle between the funny bone and the boner. Which can cause more pleasure? The ha ha or the oo la la? Comedy or hot dripping sweaty naughty good times? Which begs the question: After you share a big hearty laugh with someone--the kind that makes you convulse with nasal snort noises--do you still respect each other in the morning? Do you avoid each other, then bump into them at the water cooler and sheepishly go, "So. Things got weird, huh? I laughed. You laughed. One thing led to another..." Ever look at someone and go, Man, I'd sure love to get together with that piece of funniness and laugh and laugh till milk shoots outta me. That person will make milk come out my nose over and over and over again. Ooh. Yeah. Tell me the one about the rabbi and the penguins, baby... Right there... Yeah... Ah! Ah! AH HA HA HA HA HA!
-Tatsuya Ishida

Aqua -> Awww...look at the crazy head! You're
totally awesome, you're extremly friendly, and
you're REALLY nuts! You don't have a ton of
buddies, but the ones you've got are excellent
for you! You like anime and you'd be a really
cute (pretty) character if you were in an
anime!

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