The diary of a doll

13 June, 2004
9:51 p.m.

Disco Doll TV
Listening to: Peace Love and Pitbulls: Be My TV
Mood:

First off MSN is a pain, now onto the entry.

Why do people watch reality shows? Specially those of the celebrities like "Newlyweds" or "The Simple Life". Maybe people like to see that others are just as screwed up as they are, maybe they like to see how many stupidities a celebrity can say in their every day life. You know the world is weird when there are many unemployed professionals without work and still someone like Ana Nicole Smith can come around and earn a little fortune. Lets face it, she's not the brightest girl around.

Maybe if I dye my hair blonde (teehee) and go around acting like I didn't use my head other than to hold a pretty hairdo I'll become a multimillionaire just by appearing in a senseless reality show about rednecks and the sheep that love them. I'll have the surprise star appearing out of nowhere. Oh I know we'll hook up the celebrities with the rednecks so they can have a happy all-American family with Mama, Papa and Lilly (the sheep). Yeah and we'll talk about deep important things like why tuna is called chicken of the sea or why sheep are better than cows.

Who wouldn't want to see Paris Hilton get all cuddly with Lilly and Papa while we discuss how much of a bitch Lula (the cow) is? We would have really high ratings with that. Now imagine Ozzy trying to bite Lilly's head off while Papa is getting all hot and bothered. No, no, no I know better maybe Ashton Kutcher can come by and we could have him punk the cow by pretending he is an S&M redneck deeply into udder bondage... or maybe not, that could mess with the milk. How the hell did I get to write all this anyway? Ah nevermind I'll better go read a book, that sounds healthier.

Kisses from your devilish and slightly confused diva; Disco Doll

DiscoDoll is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.

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POISON

From Go-Quiz.com

Pain/Pleasure