The diary of a doll

01 June, 2004
7:58 p.m.

Weird people
Listening to: Bertine Zetlitz: Sickest Girl
Mood:

I have met a lot of interesting (well at least very weird people) all through my life. I have met the vampires, the werewolves (I'm serious here and no they're not that weird), the kinksters, the honeyman, etc. I have to say that one or two have stood up in the crowd and no I'm not talking about that guy that was dressed with a cape, a lot of garbage and had a make believe staff with a rubber duck at the tip of it... although he is a hard one to forget. Oh and that guy that claimed to have that deadly decease that was eating him from inside out just so I would go live with him (out of pity I would guess). Did I mention he thought I could be one of those girls that give a webcam show live so that it would support both of us all through his decease you know since he couldn't work. I really don't know how stupid this guy thought I was "Oh sure honey I'll whore out my image out of pity". I mean my self love isn't always the best but damn, anyway.

I remember meeting the antichrist. I know what you're thinking, there are plenty who claim to be antichrists out there but this was the alien antichrist. Yes, the man claimed to be the alien antichrist. He said he was not bad though, it was just what big corporations and the church wanted you to believe because he was going to change the world. Yes sir he was going to get rid of the oppression of The Man!!!

I also remember meeting the reincarnation of Christ. Now this guy was sweet but I don't know how the hell he started believing he was, I think it came to him in a dream. So he went from being this normal good guy I was good friends with to being Jesus and all that happened in one night. Isn't it amazing what a dream can do?

I also know this family where the females can't get together or else they'll start fighting, punching, scratching, pulling each other's hair. Yes, a catfight between the mother and the daughters... I personally think that's just awful and they all need help (believe me they've been close to killing each other, I'm not kidding here).

All of those are just some examples because I've met many, many more weird people. Now I wonder if I'm a freak magnet.

Kisses from your devilish (and freaky) diva; Disco Doll

Congrats! You are as twisted as we are! Horses and
inanimate objects are just as good as real
people! Though you may want to check yourself
into your local loony bin.

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