The diary of a doll

26 May, 2004
7:53 p.m.

So that's why...
Listening to: HIM: I've Crossed Oceans Of Wine To Find You
Mood:

I have seen many stupid things going on with diplomatic relations nowadays (speaking world-wide). One of the most stupid things though has to do with the ambassador of Mexico in Denmark. You see, one beautiful day the ambassador was celebrating God knows what and he drank a couple (sure, just a couple) of tequilas. Then the lovely lovely (stupid) man decided to drive while being a bit intoxicated aka really goddamn drunk. So he was driving on his merry way home when he kinda sorta went into a street when he ended up driving against the traffic. The man managed to hit two cars, a bunch of bikes and a trash container before he stopped. Actually the trash container is what stopped him for driving any further.

Lovely right? The thing is it doesn't stop just there. No Sir, that would be FAR too easy and non-embarrassing. The man wouldn't get out of his car, allegedly he was so drunk he couldn't unbuckle his own seatbelt. So a bunch of policemen helped him out and since they tried to arrest him well then he ceased them all. Of course the guy was also so drunk that he couldn't talk in english so he was talking in spanish. Thankfully one of the policemen talked a wee bit of spanish and so he understood that the man (the ambassador) was a diplomatic and that he was ceasing them all for trying to arrest him. He also said very diplomatic phrases like: "You don't know who I am." "Just because you're big but I'll still take you one by one." "Motherfuckers" etc.

The man of course is denying everything, he says that he was just misunderstood. That he was trying to explain who he was and that he hadn't just tried to cease the entire Danish police...... right. No matter what though the Danish government still requested for the ambassador to be removed so they send another one. And I wonder why us Mexicans have such a bad reputation worldwide. Oh by the way they have sometimes done pretty much the same thing here, just so that you guys don't feel they only do it when they're out of the country.

Kisses from your more amused than embarrassed devilish diva; Disco Doll